This psychopath Philip Markoff…do you think he might be a Muslim? Or maybe Catholic? I’m just asking because I’m part German, and I saw this remark about Philip Markoff:

People always think Blonde people are wholesome and sweet, but they forget about the really mean and nasty blonde people in Germany that did horrible things.

Riiiiiight. And don’t you ever forget it.

I mean, first of all, it’s just a scoche presumptuous to make a blanket statement like “people always think Blonde people are wholesome and sweet.” But then to follow it up with how they (people in general) forget about all those mean and nasty blonde people in Germany that did horrible things (THEY KILLED JEWS YOU KNOW). So let us helpfully remind you, ‘kay?

So by this reasoning that Philip Markoff, the psychopath, he’s probably German. You know, he’s blonde, he’s a killer. What more proof do you need?

Go ahead. See if you can find out Philip’s background. I’m not saying I’ve read all the stories, but it appears to be a closely guarded secret. Go figure. It’s like this little detail has just been scrubbed away. This is the nearest I found:

Clean-cut ‘Craigslist Killer’ suspect Philip Markoff gave off ‘creepy vibe’

“Smart.” “Pompous.” Clean-cut.” “Creepy.”

A high-achieving dentist’s son from upstate New York, Philip Markoff is described in various ways, but everyone, even those who didn’t like him, is shocked at the charges against him.

…At college, he was a member of the College Republicans and was fairly unremarkable except for the occasional offensive comment, said ex-classmate Joe Coe.

“He was someone that had issues with people of color, had issues with women,” Coe told CBS.

And does it matter? Well shit I don’t know, but I am positive that if the psychopath murderer Philip Markoff was a Muslim, that would be Fact Number One in the public consciousness.