Comments on: Get ready for the War on Birds and Other Wildlife Creatures http://editorseye.com/WordPress/2009/04/25/get-ready-for-the-war-on-birds-and-other-wildlife-creatures/ i run my own damn think tank Tue, 22 May 2012 23:00:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Sis http://editorseye.com/WordPress/2009/04/25/get-ready-for-the-war-on-birds-and-other-wildlife-creatures/comment-page-1/#comment-3737 Sis Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:56:00 +0000 http://editorseye.com/WordPress/?p=1243#comment-3737 I was enjoying the surf until I grew afraid of the seagulls flying dangerously close to my young. I got them safely into the van, applied anti-bacterial lotion and put on gas masks. I was enjoying the surf until I grew afraid of the seagulls flying dangerously close to my young. I got them safely into the van, applied anti-bacterial lotion and put on gas masks.

]]> By: A. Peasant http://editorseye.com/WordPress/2009/04/25/get-ready-for-the-war-on-birds-and-other-wildlife-creatures/comment-page-1/#comment-3735 A. Peasant Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:30:00 +0000 http://editorseye.com/WordPress/?p=1243#comment-3735 aren't you supposed to be on a beach somewhere? aren’t you supposed to be on a beach somewhere?

]]> By: Sis http://editorseye.com/WordPress/2009/04/25/get-ready-for-the-war-on-birds-and-other-wildlife-creatures/comment-page-1/#comment-3734 Sis Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:31:00 +0000 http://editorseye.com/WordPress/?p=1243#comment-3734 Since a birds life is cut short in mid-flight when hit by an airplane, I propose a $250,000 fine per kill, enforced by the National Wildlife Association, with proceeds going toward proper burial and the remainder to construct nesting habitats away from the dangers of human ingenuity. Perhaps a bird memorial could be constructed and the names of each aviacaust victim displayed for us to never forget our fine feathered friends.<br /><br />Nest in Peace. Since a birds life is cut short in mid-flight when hit by an airplane, I propose a $250,000 fine per kill, enforced by the National Wildlife Association, with proceeds going toward proper burial and the remainder to construct nesting habitats away from the dangers of human ingenuity. Perhaps a bird memorial could be constructed and the names of each aviacaust victim displayed for us to never forget our fine feathered friends.

Nest in Peace.

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