Archive for November 29th, 2007

Dilettante Diplomacy

I am not making this up.

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has put her reputation on the line by delving into Arab-Israeli peacemaking, a high-risk gamble that experts say will be hard to pull off.

I could just stop right there, because that alone is so spectacularly funny, but it’s only the lede.

Rice is expected to do most of the Bush administration’s heavy lifting in negotiations between the Israelis and the Palestinians that were revived at a U.S.-hosted Middle East conference in Annapolis on Tuesday.

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“Clearly, this is an effort to give President Bush an achievement. It’s heritage-building time,” added Dunbar, a former U.S. ambassador to Qatar and Yemen.

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“We have never seen her deeply involved in a process of this sort that allows us to judge her creativity and her capacity to think outside the box,” said Marina Ottaway, director of Middle East programs at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, a Washington think-tank.

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“It’s like ‘Groundhog Day’ — the next day you would come in and it had come apart again,” said Rice, according to a transcript of an interview with USA Today in August last year.

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U.S. officials had sought every step of the way to lower expectations before the conference but now the bar has been raised and all eyes will be on Rice.

“You have a U.S. president and secretary of state who have put their reputations on the line for this (peace effort),” British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said. “It would be foolish to be anything other than cautious,” he told reporters in Annapolis.

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In the past year Rice has made eight trips to the region to try to lay the groundwork for Israeli-Palestinian talks. She has promised to use every ounce of her energy to shepherd a deal.

As she shuttles back and forth, a key question will be whether Rice will have the backing of Bush when it comes to taking hard decisions, especially those unpopular with close U.S. ally Israel.

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“In the game of importance on world issues, where would you put Israel and Palestine versus Iraq … Palestine, my goodness, that is the big issue of the century,” said Stephen Hess of the Brookings Institution.

“That is what they hand out Nobel peace prizes for,” added Hess, a veteran staffer of the Eisenhower and Nixon administrations and an adviser to former U.S. presidents Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter.

But even if she fails, some analysts say the consequences will not be devastating for the 53-year-old Rice who would join a “distinguished crowd” of others who did not succeed.

“She is young, she has her health, she has a long way to go in terms of doing more with her life,” Dunbar said. (Editing by Howard Goller)

Inquiring minds want to know…Can Condi be any more condescending? Can she take the plight of millions of people any less seriously? Can Middle East peace possibly be any more about Condi and George: their “valuable” reputations, their legacies, their possible Nobel Peace Prizes? Could Condi have possibly waited any longer to try her hand at thinking outside the box? If she fails, can it be brushed off any more blithely?

Even though some people may suffer, it’s good to know that Condi will recover from this no matter what happens. I mean, that’s the stuff that keeps me up at night.

Paragon of Virtue

Just checking in on the latest Rudy Giuliani problem. Click here to read a full rundown. Go here for more.

In short: Rudy’s security is a precious, precious thing. Armed details attend his every move because he has been threatened by…well, by unnamed people. But they were exceedingly dangerous. And menacing. And Rudy has had to travel. A lot. All over New York State in fact, especially to the Hamptons. And he would love to explain why all these travel expenses were incurred and spread like peanut butter around the NYC budget, but for security reasons, unfortunately, he simply cannot. And let me just add that any insinuations that Rudy Giuliani misused taxpayer money to cheat on his second wife with Judith in the Hamptons are completely untrue. He did all that cheating on his own dime. And you should be ashamed of yourself for impugning Rudy’s good name. Because he is a hero, you *&^*&%&* ingrates.

Well, I think that about covers it.

Conversations with God

Have you ever noticed that God gets very chatty with some people?

Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that he did not want to resign as president of the scandal-plagued evangelical school, but that he did so because God insisted.

God told him on Thanksgiving that he should resign the next day, Roberts told students in the university’s chapel.

“Every ounce of my flesh said ‘no’” to the idea, Roberts said, but he prayed over the decision with his wife and his father, Oral Roberts, and decided to step down.

Roberts said he wanted to “strike out” against the people who were persecuting him, and considered countersuing, but “the Lord said, ‘don’t do that,’” he said.

After submitting his resignation, he said, for “first time in 60 days peace came into my heart.”

To stand up in front of students and claim that God insisted and gave direct quotes strikes me as rather, um…what’s the word… presumptuous. He could have said that he prayed and prayed, and after praying he really felt that this was the right thing to do. By claiming that God literally spoke to him, he’s making several other implied claims. 1) He can speak directly to God, unlike most people who simply hope and pray they are doing the right thing, and therefore he is special/blessed/favored; and 2) he’s not responsible for the consequences of this decision, since it’s really God’s decision, and Roberts is just following orders. It’s a very short leap to conclude that in Robert’s mind, he and God are pretty much the same guy.

A lawsuit accuses Roberts of lavish spending at a time when the university faced more than $50 million in debt, including taking shopping sprees, buying a stable of horses and paying for a daughter to travel to the Bahamas aboard the university jet.

Roberts has previously said that God told him to deny the allegations. The week the lawsuit was filed, Richard Roberts said that God told him: “We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit … is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion.”

On Wednesday, Roberts said God told him he would “do something supernatural for the university” if he stepped down from the job he held at the 5,700-student school since 1993.

To call Roberts’ claims preposterous would just understate the case. This man gives wishful thinking an entirely new meaning.

Roberts said he would return to the full-time evangelistic healing ministry, “which is where my heart has always been,” and told students and faculty that he will be praying for them every day of his life.

“I believe with all my heart the best is yet to come for ORU,” he said.

Roberts walked out of the chapel through a side door to more cheers. Regents Chairman George Pearsons followed, telling students the ORU administration is “endeavoring to do the right thing” during a very difficult time.

“This is a good university,” Pearsons said. “ORU is a place where love is king.”

Love of WHAT, pray tell? This is one of those linguistical hanging chads, where the unsuspecting person fills in the missing piece according to his or her own tastes. We see what we want to see, and we hear what we want to hear. But let us look at the facts: this man has done some very bad things, he will not take responsibility, and he does not appear to feel any remorse whatsoever. He is only stepping down because his father and wife God told him to, though “every ounce” of his flesh rebelled against this Godly edict. So he is very sad because he’s losing his prestigious job. About what he did? Not so very sad. In fact, he anticipates that God will reward his tearful sacrifice. God said so on Wednesday. Ho-kay.

Gary Richardson, the attorney who filed the lawsuit accusing Roberts of lavish living, said Wednesday there was a possibility for settlement with the university, but held out little hope for settling with Richard Roberts after what he said was his failure to admit in chapel he did anything wrong.

“You can’t imagine the people who say to us, ‘Don’t let it be swept under the carpet,’” Richardson said.

Actually, I can imagine.